The Mastermind.

Maybe you'll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary!

deoxus:

evasives:

people keep saying that facebook makes you depressed because your friends all look like they’re having fun without you but actually i think this kind of shit is probably the greater cause of it tbh

Drastic measures? What the actual fuck drastic measures would be if she fucking attacked the guy carrying around your mattress affects no one but her why do these people give a shit about it in the first place let alone why are they negative towards her.

(via allteensrelate)

astrolocherry:

geminis have an adult intellect accompanied by a childlike temperament and vision. a bad mood rarely sustains long and fits of rage vanish as quickly as they do. geminis let their bursts of anger out in short, unexpected fits, and this saves a massive taurus wrath. it only takes somebody saying the tiniest of things wrong to set them off

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guy:

when u give ur phone to someone to look at a pic and they keep scrolling

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(Source: guy, via allteensrelate)